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[nelson22]

Un amico mi ha detto che la birra contiene una grande quantità di ormoni femminili.
Dopo che l 'ho preso un po’ in giro per l'enormità della sua affermazione, mi ha convinto a verificare di persona.
Così, l'altra sera, ci siamo ritrovati in un pub con altri amici e ci siamo scolati una decina di birre a testa (esclusivamente per scopi di ricerca scientifica).
Il risultato di questa verifica è stato davvero stupefacente.
Infatti, al termine dei dieci giri, è successo che:
- siamo decisamente ingrassati;
- abbiamo parlato tantissimo per non dire nulla;
- abbiamo avuto difficoltà nella guida;
- ci è stato impossibile effettuare il benché minimo e semplice ragionamento;
- ci rifiutavamo di ammettere di avere torto, anche se l'evidenza dimostrava il contrario;
- ognuno di noi era convinto di essere al centro dell'universo;
- ci è venuto il mal di testa e nessuna voglia di fare sesso;
- eravamo emotivamente molto instabili;
- ci tenevamo teneramente per mano;
- per completare il tutto, siamo andati in bagno ogni cinque minuti e, per di più, tutti insieme.
A questo punto, credo che sia inutile spingere oltre questa esperienza.
Dopo il test scientifico effettuato personalmente, posso confermare che la birra contiene davvero ormoni femminili!!

[little mito]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Fogliato]

bombaa

[Fogliato]

ahahahahahaah

[nelson22]

Fogliato, il 17 June 2012 - 22:47, ha scritto:

ahahahahahaah

Ti hanno azzerato il contatore messaggi!

[TheStig22]

nelson22, il 25 June 2012 - 12:05, ha scritto:

Ti hanno azzerato il contatore messaggi!

Messaggio modificato da TheStig22 il 25 June 2012 - 12:16

[MaxMito]

nelson22, il 25 June 2012 - 12:05, ha scritto:

Ti hanno azzerato il contatore messaggi!

L'hanno ownato

[little mito]

In a restaurant, a man and a women who is his wife, they are happy in his birthday.
Suddently, the woman said to her husband:
- I have a present for you, horney. Look out the window!
There was a shiny red Ferrari out side.
-Ohhh! I can't believe it! What's a wonderful car! I love you so much. How i... .The man was saying..
-I know you love this red. So, I have a red tie for you. Happy birthday horney!

[Cif]

little mito, il 26 June 2012 - 18:45, ha scritto:

In a restaurant, a man and a women who is his wife, they are happy in his birthday.
Suddently, the woman said to her husband:
- I have a present for you, horney. Look out the window!
There was a shiny red Ferrari out side.
-Ohhh! I can't believe it! What's a wonderful car! I love you so much. How i... .The man was saying..
-I know you love this red. So, I have a red tie for you. Happy birthday horney!

But... WTF! Ahahahahhahahahahaha
Stupid wife, I'll take the ferrari anyway!

[125+1]

nelson22, il 25 June 2012 - 12:05, ha scritto:

Ti hanno azzerato il contatore messaggi!

Chiunque l'abbia fatto é il meglio!

[little mito]

A man, who is going to marry a pretty girl. One day near to the wedding day, his bride invited him to her house. When he came, there was only her younger sister alone. She called him and said she must go out to fo her unexpected work all day. The younger sister invited him in and they talked toghether. Suddenty, she said:
-Do you know that i fall in love with you? I keep this love inside my heart and hidden my love because my sister she loves you at first..
The man was amazed but he keep silent and listen.
She said in despair:
-Now, you are going to marry her. I just have a last aspiration...
She dwelled upon:
-Have sex with me, please...to made me a memory...
-I...I.... Said the man.
While the man was still amazed and wondering, she kiss on his face and said:
-I will wait for you..upstair..
She walked upstair and undress step by step, dropped her dress down. When the man was alone in tightness. A few minute later, he decided to go out...
Suddenty, his bride was outside being moved to tear. She hugged him and yelled:
I love you so much, my fiance. You are deserved with my love for you..
The man was so happy, he fetched a sigh..and thought in his mind "fortunately, i forgot the condoms in my car".

That's it

[TheStig22]

little mito, il 12 July 2012 - 17:22, ha scritto:

A man, who is going to marry a pretty girl. One day near to the wedding day, his bride invited him to her house. When he came, there was only her younger sister alone. She called him and said she must go out to fo her unexpected work all day. The younger sister invited him in and they talked toghether. Suddenty, she said:
-Do you know that i fall in love with you? I keep this love inside my heart and hidden my love because my sister she loves you at first..
The man was amazed but he keep silent and listen.
She said in despair:
-Now, you are going to marry her. I just have a last aspiration...
She dwelled upon:
-Have sex with me, please...to made me a memory...
-I...I.... Said the man.
While the man was still amazed and wondering, she kiss on his face and said:
-I will wait for you..upstair..
She walked upstair and undress step by step, dropped her dress down. When the man was alone in tightness. A few minute later, he decided to go out...
Suddenty, his bride was outside being moved to tear. She hugged him and yelled:
I love you so much, my fiance. You are deserved with my love for you..
The man was so happy, he fetched a sigh..and thought in his mind "fortunately, i forgot the condoms in my car".

That's it

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[Loki]

[nelson22]

Di chi hanno più paura gli zombie?


















































Dei necrofili!

[little mito]

i don't understand. What's this Nelson?

[nelson22]

Zombies are scared by "necrofili". It means people that like to have sex with dead people. Orrifing

[little mito]

nelson22, il 22 July 2012 - 13:44, ha scritto:

Zombies are scared by "necrofili". It means people that like to have sex with dead people. Orrifing

So what?

[TheStig22]

Three women were sitting in a bar, (a brunette, red head, and a blonde) they were all pregnant.

The brunette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "well I was on top when I conceived so I will have a boy".

The red head said, "If that is true then I will have a girl because I was on the bottom when I conceived.

The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!". bhuhahahahahahahahhaahah

[little mito]

Ahahahahahaha

[max24]

Not bad hahaha